My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them.
Jack Kerouac (1922 - 1969)

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I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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Drop my water McFace only

thegeekinpink: What are you doing here.
gayterrorwrist: I come in peace. Can i come in please?
thegeekinpink: No. Why ARE you here.
gayterrorwrist: I come with several pieces actually; 6 pcs chicken McNuggets, 2pcs McD chicken drumsticks, a couple of McBurgers and a McFloat. I haven't calculated the McFries.
thegeekinpink: OK, but what is it doing here.
gayterrorwrist: I bought a lot of food and didn't know what to do with it.
thegeekinpink: So. What are you doing here.
gayterrorwrist: ...



I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… this isn’t my cat


#the cats just like ”this isnt my sink”

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You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else.
Daniel Franzese (via wordsthat-speak)

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If you have the ability to love, love yourself first.
Charles Bukowski (via mariannapaige)

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