May 2013
39 posts
May 16th
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“Psychopaths are not crazy. They are fully aware of what they do and the...”
– Hannibal, s01e08 “Fromage” (via becausecylonsthatswhy)
May 16th
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May 16th
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thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
“Somebody loves you if they don’t mind the quiet. They don’t mind running errands...”
– Thought Catalog, How To Tell If Someone Loves You  (via seaof-gold)
May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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“A cold sour buah kedondong peppered with hot chilli flakes & rock salts...”
– Food Porn
May 12th
“The day my ribcage became monkey-bars for a girl hanging on my every word. They...”
– Andrea Gibson (via likeloveadore)
May 12th
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May 12th
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“If the first rule of a dysfunctional system is ‘Don’t talk about it,’ then our...”
– David Edwards, Burning All Illusions (via dishabillic)
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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sapphicdalliances: it’s okay straight people, you make me uncomfortable too
May 12th
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May 12th
seafoampterodactyl: psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today. Are. You. Kidding. Me.
May 12th
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thenaebyrd777: inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
May 12th
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Punked Conversation
gayterrorwrist: This is why it is sometimes a challenge to have decent conversations. Its because you always get off,
thegeekinpink: ... off the yellow brick road?
gayterrorwrist: No! Get off on a tangent!
thegeekinpink: Tangent road? What road is that?
gayterrorwrist: It is called 'get off on a tangent'... and it is NOT even a road!
thegeekinpink:
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thegeekinpink:
gayterrorwrist: Ok.
May 11th
“I hope that one day you will have the experience of doing something you do not...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via tallastrees)
May 9th
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May 8th
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Character Credibility
gayterrorwrist: I think you don't even really think about the things you talk about. That leads to you having no credibility when giving an opinion.
thegeekinpink: ... YOU no!
gayterrorwrist:
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gayterrorwrist: Thats it? Thats your comeback line?
thegeekinpink: ...
May 7th
May 7th
33 notes
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Skin Care
gayterrorwrist: What is it?
thegeekinpink: It is a skin cleanser. You charge it the whole day and it lasts only for 20 minutes.
gayterrorwrist: Ok.
thegeekinpink: ... just like a man.
gayterrorwrist:
thegeekinpink:
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thegeekinpink:
gayterrorwrist: Thank you.
May 6th
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May 6th
May 6th
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“too much too little too fat too thin or nobody. laughter or tears ...”
– Charles Bukowski, The Crunch (via artsyrup)
May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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“Forgive me. I went through whole centuries without any girlfriends on Zabvron....”
– The Neighbours, Se01Ep03
May 2nd
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May 1st
“Among other things, you’ll find that you’re not the first person who was ever...”
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via paradoxicalsentiments)
May 1st
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April 2013
69 posts
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Dogs on Instagram
thegeekinpink: *poke*poke* Look at this dog! So cute!! He is smiling! Hahahaha!
gayterrorwrist: Nice!
thegeekinpink: *shove*shove* Look at this other one! This one has crazy eyes! Hahahaha!
gayterrorwrist: Hahaha!
thegeekinpink: *nudge*nudge* Oh look!! Here is another one! Look at his face! Look how much he is laughing! *Nudge* Hahahaha!
gayterrorwrist: STOP PRODDING AND MAKING ME LOOK AT EVERY SINGLE FUNNY AND CUTE DOGGY PICTURE!!
thegeekinpink:
gayterrorwrist:
thegeekinpink:
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thegeekinpink: ... but they're so cute!
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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merelyamadness: You might be the dictionary definition of perfect but if I don’t want to write poems about you maybe perfect’s not what I need.
Apr 27th
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“Sometimes, it is ok to be wrong even when you know you may be technically right...”
– You don’t win in life every day by being right every single time.
Apr 27th
“Aren’t we all waiting to be read by someone, praying that they’ll tell us that...”
– Rudy Francisco (via quotesforlater)
Apr 27th
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“Stop telling women that we should find ourselves beautiful and that we should...”
– Elyse Mofo, “Don’t Tell Me to Love My Body”   (via verticillium) This shit needs to be said more often.  (via alisonboag) EXACTLY (via osechieveryday)
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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“I, the star god, 
take bones from the
underworlds of past times 
to create...”
– A fourth grader <a href=”http://www.poetryfoundation.org/harriet/2013/03/the-average-fourth-grader-is-a-better-poet-than-you-and-me-too/”>http://www.poetryfoundation.org/harriet/2013/03/the-average-fourth-grader-is-a-better-poet-than-you-and-me-too/
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd